CatGuard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SASSY GAY ERIDAN]

Homestuck fan's jumpscare:

🪣

[satina Reacts to Fan Art!]

I like the idea of the animator also co-existing in the universe of their own animation

I like me some multiverse

[Project I.V.]

Absolute cinema

[Strawberry Clock (1959)]

His voice is so angelical.....

[GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE]

How would you feel if someone called YOU a lunatic

Matilly responds:

Now the flowers will grow

[Noir short animatic]

WAIT!....... but how big is the queens gyatt

DastardlyDevil responds:

If by Gyatt you mean Butt, that may be revealed in a following animation! For now it remains a mystery.

[Short - Vomit]

No cock joke... 😔

[Short - Piss]

Madness 9.5 is overrated, THIS is the stuff

[Jesus Part Two : Part One]

Shredded for our sins

[What color is an orange?]

Hey Mario, did you ever wondered where a baby comes from?
-Well, ya see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's raviolli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later.
-What does any of that have to do with babies... I don't understand, Mario!

That's because your a DOG Luigi.