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THE MOTHERFUCKING NAIL CUTTER DIRECTLY SHOT A NAIL IN MY LEFT EYE, GO FUCK YOURSELFES, IT FUCKING HURT, AND IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO TAKE IT OFF
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Cat Guard
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sounds like its gonna leave a mark (rip)
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN LMFAO
SHUT UP PATRICK, SHUT THE FUCK UP
gotta wear those shooter t-shades, deflect those secondaries, shrapnel
safety first... forgot about that
CAREFUL CAT GUARD, CAREFUL CAT GUARD, CAREFUL CAT GUAAAAAAAAAARD
@CatGuard True. When you get older, kinda forget the pleasantries, default to whatever doesn't get you maimed or worse lol
@CatGuard im squidward lil brah.
I got 'dressed down' for cutting my nails over a shag carpet.. now it's either outside or in the shower w/ curtain drawn.
Fuck
You shot the nail in your eye yourself. Don't blame the nail cutter. Unless by nail cutter you mean you, since you were cutting your nails, in which case, yes I agree, the nail cutter, you, shot a nail directly into your eye. Why did you do that? Eyes are important.
Why should I blame myself if the tool was the guilty one
@CatGuard because you were the tool. You were cutting your nails, yes? So you were the nail cutter!
Wrong, I don't become a shovel because I'm using one, but rather do what its supposed with the tool itself, I can't dig as effective with a shovel, as I can't cut my nails without a nail clipper
@CatGuard bad example. When you use a shovel, you become a shoveler. Similarly, when you use a nail cutter, you become a nail cutter. It just so happens that the name of the tool involved with shoveling is the verb whereas the name of the tool involved with nail cutting is the noun.
It's like you're divorcing intent from your actions. Just because the direct thing you're doing is a physical motion involving a tool, doesn't mean that on a more human scale, what you're actually doing is cutting nails.
Nice try though.
I'm shitting in your mailbox. Also get the fuck out my comments jimmy neutron ass maFAKA
Ecks dee
DAMN, YOU GOOD!? That’s hella serious, hope your doing ok now
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RIP ur eyes dude that’s crazy (that does sound like it hurt though-especially in your eyes…ouch)