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CatGuard
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Cat Guard @CatGuard

Age 20, Anthropomorphic cat

Joined on 4/28/24

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Comments

RIP ur eyes dude that’s crazy (that does sound like it hurt though-especially in your eyes…ouch)

sounds like its gonna leave a mark (rip)

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN LMFAO

SHUT UP PATRICK, SHUT THE FUCK UP

gotta wear those shooter t-shades, deflect those secondaries, shrapnel

safety first... forgot about that

CAREFUL CAT GUARD, CAREFUL CAT GUARD, CAREFUL CAT GUAAAAAAAAAARD

@CatGuard True. When you get older, kinda forget the pleasantries, default to whatever doesn't get you maimed or worse lol

@CatGuard im squidward lil brah.

I got 'dressed down' for cutting my nails over a shag carpet.. now it's either outside or in the shower w/ curtain drawn.

Fuck

You shot the nail in your eye yourself. Don't blame the nail cutter. Unless by nail cutter you mean you, since you were cutting your nails, in which case, yes I agree, the nail cutter, you, shot a nail directly into your eye. Why did you do that? Eyes are important.

Why should I blame myself if the tool was the guilty one

@CatGuard because you were the tool. You were cutting your nails, yes? So you were the nail cutter!

Wrong, I don't become a shovel because I'm using one, but rather do what its supposed with the tool itself, I can't dig as effective with a shovel, as I can't cut my nails without a nail clipper

@CatGuard bad example. When you use a shovel, you become a shoveler. Similarly, when you use a nail cutter, you become a nail cutter. It just so happens that the name of the tool involved with shoveling is the verb whereas the name of the tool involved with nail cutting is the noun.

It's like you're divorcing intent from your actions. Just because the direct thing you're doing is a physical motion involving a tool, doesn't mean that on a more human scale, what you're actually doing is cutting nails.

Nice try though.

I'm shitting in your mailbox. Also get the fuck out my comments jimmy neutron ass maFAKA

Ecks dee

DAMN, YOU GOOD!? That’s hella serious, hope your doing ok now

🏳️‍🌈🤨 viadagem aguda

Quem que te enviou? O barsch? PRA QUEM VOCÊ TRABALHA

I spent 2 minutes thinking this meant a nail gun and a literal nail. Glad to hear it wasnt that. Hope your eye is feelin better dude.